What started with an away message,

ended as a blog. This was too good not to elaborate on....

My to-do list for Monday:
1) restock pharmacy with happy allergy drugs
2) fight SallieMae for their incompetence dealing with my consolidation, WITH ANOTHER COMPANY. For Pete's sake Eastern, stop fucking up my life.
3) Rip my eyes out and soaking them in cold water, hopefully to relieve the endless burning sensation felt for the past 48 hours
4) Drill holes in my sinus cavity to relieve pressure
5) Clean up the remnants of WWIII whose most disastrous battle was in my room, possible even the entire house
6) Research areas of the world that experience one climate and the number of people within those regions that are blissfully unaware of their sinus/allergy problems anymore
7) Damn Michigan seasons for their lack of being consistent
8) Fix filing cabinet that my dad tried to put together last night. While doing this, try my best to live up to any ulmighty savior references

As of 2pm:
-Pharmacy is restocked
-Called Sallie Mae and came to the bottom of problem. In a short while, I will be rid of any further obligation to them and will cease to have any blatant reminder of Eastern. Financially anyway. Good Riddance, Ypsilanti!
-Also, while I was on the phone with that blasted company, my blood pressure did not skyrocket to Jupiter (which was completely expected) as I remained calm and collected on the phone with the customer service rep. 'Tis amazing.
-First attempt at fixing filing cabinet was a failed mission. After sufficient break and brainstorm, I must now retry my hand at the fine art of carpentry and other things on my to-do list.