Lightening the mood

Nothing like a random copy of National Geographic Kids showing up on your doorstep to get a good laugh. Now sit back and enjoy the story of:

"UP A TREE"

William stole my Doug action figure last week. That was the last straw! I gathered leaves and melted gummy bears, and built the world's awesomest tree house. After climbing the 525,600-foot ladder, I hung a speaker on the wall that said, "Keep out!" I was playing with a voltron when I heard a strange ballcap below. I ran out the foundation and saw my pet tiger speeding on the ladder with its tail. The ladder fell with a crack on a patch of bean sprouts. I was wicked! For 42 hours I had nothing to do but count squirrels in my head. I was dreaming of subways when I heard someone yell, "Brian!" William was standing at the bottom of a tree, waving tacos in the air. He croaked up the ladder and saved me! I had never been so clear to see him. Now where did my voltron go?