Have I won that jackpot yet?

If I don't control my temper, I will walk out of the Children's Place and never return.

Everything that was on the top of my bookcase just fell (thank you, wind) and broke two items very dear to my heart and my lamp. Nice. That's what I get for wanting some fresh air.

When I walked into the store yesterday, Dee said, "Wow, Amy, your nose is really red. Really, really red." I said I went to the ballgame on Monday and I'm glad she clarified what color my face was. All this time I thought it was turquoise or something. I so fail kindergarten.

Kris is even getting emotional over my pending retirement, not just Luc's. I think it is because I mention him in the same sentence. There should be a hot Wing or two going with us.

If this is what this Thursday is like, pray to your God that next Thursday is smoother sailing. I don't know what I'm going to do.

My first person to take my shifts at the store next week is going to be out of town. So that presents me with even more of a problem. If I can control my temper long enough, then I'm going to be in quite the predicament. Maybe Dee will fire me since I have a criminal record. That can't look good in a kid's store, right?

My DVR cut out half way through the previews for the next LOST. I would much rather not have seen them at all then to have just seen half of them.

Mac's troubles have caught up with him. I would feel sorry for him but he wouldn't want that. He knows he messed up and so did the rest of us. The lockout was a horrific nightmare for him. For all of us really, but it contributed to him falling off the wagon again. So, I don't want to say poor Uncle Darren, I'll just say Good luck to the Flames in the playoffs and I hope we don't meet 'cause I will completely torn in two. ;)

What else can go wrong today? I guess we'll have to wait and see.