Updated Wish List

I want a museum job in a city with public transit...
I want to pay salaries in a city for emergency personnel that actually respond to 911 calls, not in one that doesn't dispatch officers when requested...
I want to send that last sentence to the Detroit Police Department, and demand all of my city tax back - if they can't protect and serve me, I shouldn't pay for their job position...
I want people to pay more attention when they drive...
I want to escape from the idiotic behavior of Lodge Dodgers invading my daily commute up and down Woodward...
I want to thank Chevy for making cars with reliable bumpers, even in their smallest vehicles...
I want to laugh at Pontiacs for being piece of shit cars - and having styrofoam in their bumpers... I want you to know that despite getting stuck in two snow drifts this week, I am still very happy with my baby, proud of it even, because it stood firm against this rear-impact accident...
I want headache relief...For the first time in my life, I can say that I actually felt a headache start. It's actually quite amazing.
I want a nap, but I'm sacrificing it because I want to spend time with my best friend more...
I want to know that tomorrow when I wake up that I won't be sore, but I can't predict the future any better than the next guy...
I want to go on a vacation-esque type trip and not worry the whole time about today's events...
I want the reassurance I keep hearing to sink in...
I want everything to be okay....
And I want my heart to start beating normally again.

Does anyone know how to reverse arrhythmia?