Eat it Up, Darwin

I was born without any of my wisdom teeth. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's because of evolution.

I'm a "step-up" from the rest of you.

I always thought my wisdom teeth never came in because I wasn't wise. Little did I know that it's because I'm stronger and fitter than most.

Maybe that's why everyone annoys the shit out of me. Hmmm....food for thought.