7:30am Saturday blogworthy conversation

My brother was sent on a business trip down to San Antonio. This is his summary and it was just too good not to put in blog archives:

J: im so tired. texas sucks
A: is it really hot down there
J: it smelled too
A: ew, like illegal mexicans?
J: yes!
J: they are all so short. i felt like a giant
A: lol
J: and i heard mexican rap music. it has accordians in every song
A: awww