May Day

There are lots of things that have crossed my mind lately that I could have blogged about, but whenever I logged in they all seemed to vanish. So there's that. Then there's this:

Whenever I break the law, there is always a cop watching. And I always get pulled over. I didn't get let off the hook, but I got something almost as good. The officer said that if I make a court date and tell him before I talk to the judge that I was nice, he would sit there and be quiet. Having manners matter, using them in the right situation is priceless. And I can't help that I'm charming. Ha.