As of late, one of two things have the ability to make me smile and feel better than what I already do (or don't, as the case may be today). This is the other one:
Capt. Jack : The rum is gone.
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Capt. Jack : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scroundals.
Capt. Jack : But why is the rum gone?
and then one of the great Sparrow lines:
Barbossa : I must admit Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict.
Capt. Jack : Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
and while I am on a Pirates kick:
Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
Savvy?
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